Please stop sending me disparaging hate mail about my penis. If I stop posting photos of it, it will be of my own volition.
I am sorry if your wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend/lover/friend/tumblr crush enjoys looking at photos of my cock and it makes you angry or uncomfortable. I am especially sorry if YOU enjoy looking at pictures of my cock and it makes you angry or uncomfortable.
I recommend you find some way to deal with this issue. Talk it out. Maybe incorporate it into your relationship, perhaps in some sort of fantasy play. Make it a good thing. If I can help in any way, I’d be glad to. If you want to discuss this off anon, I promise I will keep it confidential.
Enjoy your Sunday.
A few of you have asked or commented about the sweater in my last photo; specifically, if it is THE SWEATER. Alas, it is not.
I am touched that so many of you remembered, and I feel as though I have been remiss in not posting a photo featuring that sweater after making you suffer through that interminable tale of fashion angst.
So, here is a photo featuring the sweater.
If anyone is interested, I’ll also see if I can borrow my teapot for a day or two.
"Let me guess," she said with a roll of her eyes. "You want me to suck your cock until you cum?"
I regarded her for a few moments, watching her expression move from bored to challenging to curious and, finally, gently pleading.
"No," I answered, then I finished my drink and stood to leave. I placed my hand atop hers and leaned close, my mouth to her ear.
"I want you to suck my cock until you cum."